When the director says...
'Brian, I want you to enter USL avoiding that cutout. There will be a profile on you so keep the slap reasonable from dress on. I'm afraid you'll need to cheat with that pipe Peter 'cos we don't want a visit from Mr Sands now do we? OK we'll block it a couple of times then run through from the top. Chris you can fit up later, oh and Meg, no corpsing this time! Lois... are you in the corner? Good. Now you'll have to double Hamlet tonight Stewie. Right, places... action....'
...you might feel it's time to give up AmDram and take a language course.
But don't despair, careful consideration of the following theatrical gazetteer should arm you with enough thespian verbiage to wing it through any audition. But just listen to me going on...
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